It's been a while but we haven't left you.

Hello everybody,

I know it's been a while since we last attempted to ruin your day with a Facebook update but here we are again trying our hardest. The challenge today is to read the whole thing without pausing for breath (if anyone is hurt in the attempt we are not liable).
So where have we been all this time I hear you cry, alternatively that could be something else but I'm assuming it's you. We have been making your life easier to get your mitts on our products by gaining yet more new customers, and if my maths serves me right. Since our last post a month ago we now have 6 new customers, yes 6!!!
They include: The Windmill Inn at Whiteley Green. The Bhurtpore Inn in Wrenbury. Blythings Farm Shop in Tarporley. The Fishpool Inn in Northwich. The Blue Moon in Chester. And last but by no means least Emma Bridgewater in Stoke-on-Trent.
Over the next few days I will be doing a short update on each of these customers just to give them their own individual glory so make sure to keep an eye out.

In other news, we're working on mint hot chocolate and orange hot chocolate. We're also on the look out for the next Ernest Hemingway to write a poem or story about why our products are so good, in return we will print your finest words on our leaflets in all of the cafe's across the land...... if you wish to enter make sure to keep the stories to around 100 words and send them to the cows@harrysmilkshakes.co.uk. The cows love to read.

Much love,

Harry & The Cows.